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Best WhatsApp Messages 2017



1.Did you notice the similarity in a woman's "I will be ready in five minutes" and man's "I will be home in five minutes" are completely the same? In this case, their minutes are proportionally big!

3.Tourism is the next big thing. All countries are attracting their tourists with their taglines: Amazing Thailand, Incredible India, Truly Asia…

Syria's tagline might be – Have a blast, it might be your last!

4.In the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl. Which machine should I use?", a man asks the trainer. Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

6.I bought a new printer because it's cheaper than ink refills. Now I think about how long until new cars are cheaper than fuel.

7.Never steal. The government hates competition.

8.This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … now read without the word dog.

9.If I've learnt anything from Mayans then it's that..not finishing a project is not the end of the world.

11.An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.

12.I still miss my ex – but guess what? My aim is getting better

13.Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out of it alive.


15.My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at"

17.A woman broke up with me and sent me pictures of her and her new boyfriend in bed together. Solution?? I sent them to her dad.

19.A women saying, "I'm not mad at you" is like a dentist saying "you won't feel a thing".


1.From the moment I saw you, I knew I will spend my life avoiding you.

2.How much do you love me, a girl asks.

Look at the stars and count them, that's how much, replies a boy.

3.You are a BITCH

4.Awesome ends with me and ugly starts with u.

5.If you c4n r34d 7h15, you r34lly n33d 2 g37 l41d.

6.A lie is just a great story ruined by the truth.

7.I want to kill the hottest person alive… but suicide is a crime!

8.Do not drink and drive or you might spill the drink.

9.Save paper, don't do homework.

10.Congratulations!!My tallest finger wants to give you a standing ovation.

11.I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

12.Coffee, chocolate, men…some things are just better rich.

13.I'd explain it to you but I'm afraid your head might explode.

14.You're pretty close to perfect when you're standing next to me.

15.Well, enough about me, let's talk about you. What do you think about me?

16.I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable!

17.I'm nobody, nobody's perfect, so – I'm perfect.

18.WhatsApp is using me!

19.I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy saving mode.

20.Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in horrific bills.

1.You are like a bright sun as your blazing love can even make the stars fade away. 

Good morning, dearest!

2.There's only 1 thing 2 do, write 3 words 4 you – I Love You.

3.Being able to have you by my side is a blessing only a few have, I feel like the 

luckiest man in the world for getting to know you and for winning your love.

4.I can no longer say how big my love for you is, I've already used all the words and phrases, all I can do is send this message saying that I love you.

5.To live, I need air,
For life, I need a heartbeat
To have a good heart, I need love,
And to feel loved, I need YOU!

6.My love is genuine that is sure,
and so is yours, white and pure.
Your loving smile on that pretty face,
no one will ever take your place!
I was calling you but the operator said the girl you are calling is an angel and it's not possible to call heaven this time

8.Wanting you is easy missing you is hard.

Wishing you was with me wrapped up in my arms.
Constantly think of you when we are apart.
I've got the padlock you have the key to my heart.

9.Someone asked me how was life, and I just smiled and responded: "She's fine".

10.Every day I can't stop my smile,
When I see your message in my mobile,
So please keep messaging at least once in a while,
and help me keep that smile.

11.Ask if I need you & I'll say forever,
Ask if I'll leave you & the answer is Never
Ask what do you cherish and my answer is YOU,
Say that you love me and I'll say I love you too

12.My mind is fully occupied with your
cute childish activities and your sweet smile.
I can't take back my eyes from you
as it is addicted towards you.
Even my heart is not listening to me;
It is throbbing only for you.

13.Your beauty is the capital of the business. My eyes are stock in trade.
Let us enter into transaction, you secretly give me a trade discount,
I openly give you a cash discount and thus my partner, our trading
and the profit-loss account will show a net profit.

14.The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved - loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves,

15.What is love? In math: an equation; in history: a war; in chemistry: a reaction; in art: a heart; in me: YOU.

16.When I am older and my daughter asks who my first love was, I don't want to pull out the old photo album. I want to be able to point out across my room and say, "He's sitting right over there."

17.You and me make a wonderful WE.

18.In vain,have I struggled? It will not do. My feeling will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.

1.Friends buy you lunch. Best friends eat your lunch.

2.Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they'll never be seen again.

3.Waters may dry.Flowers may die. But true friends never say goodbye.

4.We didn't realize we were making memories, we were just having fun.

5.Friends are like stars, you don't always see them, but you know they're always there.

6.Friendship isn't a big thing — it's a million little things.

7.There are big ships and small ships. But the best ship of all is friendship.

8.No road is long with good company.

9.The most valuable antique is an old friend.

10.Friends are our chosen family.

11.When worse comes to worst; my girls come first.

12.A best friend, you'll fight with but never stay mad at.

13.A good friend like you is hard to find, hard to lose and trust me you are unable to forget.

14.True friendship is seen through the heart, not through the eyes.

15.A friend is one who knows all about you and loves you just the same.

16.Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say.

17.I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light.

18.A true friend isn't the one who helps you the most but helps you when you need it the most.

19.The language of friendship is not words but meanings.
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